Why does butterfly sound like a bee? ;)

Having a secret in public makes me hot.  Knowing that I'm doing something that would scandalize people nearby if they only knew just drives me absolutely crazy.  It also really brings out the submissive in me when I'm not in control of whatever is happening.

Like being told to go out without panties.  Or even better, being ordered to go into the public restroom and remove your panties.

Or being pushed into a dark corner and feeling his fingers invade under your skirt for a few breathtaking moments.

Or being shoved over the trunk in a (you hope) empty parking lot and spanked a few times.

Of course, I definitely love getting away with not-quite-public sex too.  Good thing Daddy has a terribly over-developed sense of decency, isn't it? *grumble... prude...grumble*

Anyhow, so I've been excited to try out the newest toy in our collection: a wireless remote vibe!  Yay!  The thing is, Daddy is pretty conservative about when and where, and every time we planned to do the test run, something happened and we couldn't.  Talk about getting frustrated!  I was all for just popping it in and trying it out any old time we left the house, but I guess Daddies have to be in the right frame of mind for these things.  *pout*

Luckily, we finally just decided to test run our new toy right here at home, and now Daddy sees exactly how much fun teasing your sub from a distance can be!

Here's what it looks like (I'm holding them so you can sort of get an idea of sizes):

The remote looks cool, doesn't it?  That's one of the things I love about it.  It's pretty discrete, compared to a lot of them.  That black thing is a guard that slides over the buttons.  And it has a clip on it so you can attach it to your keychain or belt-loop or whatever.

The egg itself looks kind of big, or it did to me when I first saw it.  But it's got a nice-feeling exterior that slips right in and fills me up just perfectly.  It has ten different settings.  They range from a simple low buzz to different stuttered rhythms.  Daddy figured out that numbers 7 & 8 are my favorites.  (And I just noticed that you can see my fingerprints on it in the picture!)

Oh but I said "teasing your sub" because, while the vibrations are pretty good--in fact, I found that I can use the egg as a clitoral vibrator and bring myself to orgasm with it--when it's inside of me, it makes me crazy turned on and super wet, but not... quite... there!  My gosh, it's torture!  In a good way.  Mostly.  It certainly made me want to jump all over Daddy!  (And give in to everything he asked for just to get some relief...)

Let's see, what else would someone want to know about it, as a review?

We tested the range as far as we could in the house and it went from the living room all the way to the kitchen.  Haha, I know that doesn't help, right?  Well, I just got a tape measure and it was 22 feet (I'm sure it would've gone further).  It had to be direct line of sight though.  He could be discrete, like it worked through a pocket, but not through something denser, like the sofa.

The egg itself seems very tightly waterproofed.  It was easy to wash after taking it out, and has a little plastic-rubbery string thing on it so you can find it. 

When I first put it in, it felt a little odd.  I'm not used to walking around feeling all filled up!  It initially took me a couple of minutes to get comfortable with it in there, but then it settled into place and felt fine.  Then it was just a matter of not jumping every time Daddy switched it on.

And why was that a problem if we were just at home?  Well, because G came over to watch a movie with us!  Which gave us another interesting tidbit of information.  Because at one point, Daddy had it on one of the higher settings, and both of us could hear the buzzing quite clearly, but G was totally oblivious.  So if you were to ask me, I'd say that this toy is a tad loud, but most people aren't listening for it, so wouldn't notice, however... someone just might if things suddenly go quiet!  Luckily the remote has a quick-off button!

I really hope that Daddy has more plans for this thing.  I know he's really conservative about any kind of stuff in public, but it's so much fun!  Plus it makes me crazy for him!  And this little vibe works really well, so I'm just dying to test it even more.

Oh yeah, and we played nice and let G in on our little secret at the end of the night.  I wonder what he would've said if Daddy had offered to let him press my buttons? ;)



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