The Purple Thing

I got a giant purple chess piece in the mail this month!!

Okay, not really, but luckily, that's what my son thought.  Which was pretty hilarious.  And now he thinks the occasional small square white boxes I've been getting are me slowly collecting a large, rubbery chess set. LOL (He wasn't supposed to see it, but walked into my room without knocking when I thought everyone was outside and I could safely open my new toy.)

So what I really got was this:

Yes, it's an anal toy!  We all know that both Daddy and butterfly are kinda into those, don't we???

Its real name is the Sassi Bendi Arrow Butt Plug, but I just call it The Purple Thing.  It feels smooth and satiny, and the really cool part?  The neck bends and stays!  So you can position it!  It feels a little weird when you move it, sort of like the neck is really a neck, with vertebrae creaking or something.  I really wonder how it's made inside, but it feels sturdy.  And inside of you, it shapes to your body, which I LOVE.  The base is pretty fat, so I haven't tried wearing it except during play, cuz it doesn't stay in super well, but it is very comfortable and doesn't make you feel all spread out or bad at all.  I sat on the bed and felt perfectly fine.

The other cool part about The Purple Thing is that it has suction on the bottom.  'Kay, I'm not one to buy the dildos you can suction to the wall, or wherever, to get myself off with--I kinda prefer to lie down so I don't fall over when my knees get weak--but here's what I was thinking: the suction on this baby is strong!  So if you stuck it to your sub's time-out chair, she (or he) wouldn't be moving from that spot until you let her get up.

I know, why do we subs think of this kind of stuff?!  Like an idiot, I mentioned this "great" idea to Daddy, but I highly doubt he'd ever do it, since he never makes me do time-outs anyhow.



Oh yeah, and at the same time, we also ordered my very first set of nipple clamps!  Eeeek!  I'm excited and a little nervous.  (They are the tweezer type.)  Alas, just as my blog has been neglected, so has our playtime for anything too exotic thought, so the clamps have lain unused, so far.  But I'll let you know!  After all, school starts next Monday... YAY!!!